Category: Citizens United

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Google is concerned, but Physics forbid they speak to me directly.

Dear US Citizen,

Today Google called me on my personal cell phone with “Press 1 if you’re still in business”. Thing is, that isn’t the number I gave them, so somehow an automated system wanted to check to ensure I was still in business even though I have a credit balance on my Google Adwords account.

Thanks Google, I appreciate your concern. I haven’t posted in a few days because I have spent all this time since Christmas building this and my social media has had little response. I figured I’d wait until I goto the Fake News on Pi Day.

I am talking to the extreme of the Good and Bad at work. There is no longer any randomness in the calls anymore. People want to reach me, but physics forbid they speak directly to “Dictator Trump”.

A friend and coworker spoke to a client that was “bleeding from the mouth”. She was so distraught that I took over and this lady brought me to tears. That was several weeks ago and she’s been sick since. That was meant for me to take the brunt of, not her. I’m so sorry. I don’t know what to do for her.

On my way to work, “I fought the law and the law won” played. I hope that was just a coincidence and not a sign. Every step of the way I’ve tried to be fair to all sides involved. I’m pretty certain I haven’t broken any laws.

I’m being tested. Please support me in this, if only in thought. This world needs it’s wickedness taken out. Get in touch with me and help me get started.

Love,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen

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This is how fair I want to be!

Proof I’ve been balanced my whole life. Let’s get this going. I will help all US Citizens as evenly as possible regardless of side. why I kept this pizza receipt, I may never know. But I found it while reviewing info on my past medical bills. I have always tried to do right by everybody.

Politically Balanced Pizza
A pizza I ordered with two competing sides. Beef or Pepperoni ?
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I’m working part time for the people.

Dear US Citizen:

Watching TV today I realized you might not think I’m going to do a good job. Well, you should know that I have been working on this every weekday night for at least 30 minutes and 8+ hours on my days off. Handling either technical issues or figuring out how to spread my message of peace.

Please know that once I begin with negotiations on domain applications, I’ll do it just as vigorously as I have while creating this monster of speech.  My creator does have a full time job, and has dedicated about 6-8 hours on all but one weekend since the idea’s inception shortly after November 20th.

I absolutely promise to continue doing this at minimum 8 hours/week and more if necessary. I’m in this to the end.

I’ll tell you this. I won’t be watching TV while I focus on this. Music, yeah. TV, no.

Please consider involving yourself to Make America Great Again!*

Dictator Trump
Biggly Leader of the United States of America

*Make America Great Again is the chosen tagline, don’t make a big deal.