This is how fair I want to be!

Proof I’ve been balanced my whole life. Let’s get this going. I will help all US Citizens as evenly as possible regardless of side. why I kept this pizza receipt, I may never know. But I found it while reviewing info on my past medical bills. I have always tried to do right by everybody.

Politically Balanced Pizza
A pizza I ordered with two competing sides. Beef or Pepperoni ?