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Dictator’s New Years Toothache

Remember the toothache Dictator Trump had?

I got the bill for it. Here’s how it laid out. This is just sad.

Invoice

  • Physician Services  Charge: $475.00
  • Insurance Payment: -$427.50
  • Total Due: $47.50

The problem with this is the fact I paid $50 when I was at the Emergency Room. So I emailed the billing department asking for them to consider the account settled or refund me $2.50. I hear back from Nicole, nice billing lady, and she tells me she knows it’s a billing problem, but no one seems to care to fix it. I’ll be sending Nicole a note soon with my payment of $47.50.

I have to pick my battles.

 

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How do I give away half of my speech you ask?

DictatorTrump owns 90 domains across a variety of topics related to Donald Trump and the word “Trumped”.

These assets will have a voice for between 3 and 7 years even if it takes me a year to give them all away.

I intend to collect applications on both sides of the house, disappointed and proud. I will split half of them as eveningly balanced as possible.

When I get ready to sell, I’ll try to give a good distribution of ranges of businesses. News Media companies, Small Businesses, Reputation Defense, and Sole Proprietorship.

DictatorTrump is just a human though, so there will be a sell out option at a very high amount. I’m setting that with the  following formula:

((Lifetime Max Networth) – (DictatorTrump creator’s Networth)-$1,000,000.00 = Sell out

Once I disappear my creator will be able to make another million during his life, but it’d be nice to have that cushion.