Gravitational wave

Dear Earth,

This is a For The Record post. . .

For my second soul’s birthday, June 3rd, I’d hoping to get a gravitational wave detected by LIGO. I was considering a visit to the Livingston, LA Ligo detector, but I don’t see that being productive as no one takes me seriously. Yet. the Dictator turns 14 that day.

So please God / Singularity / Universal Unself, bring me a gravitational wave on June 3rd as a sign I’m on the right path.


the Dictator