Installing a landline.

Dear US Citizen,

I thought since it’s apparent I’m getting started, I thought I should Provision a local number for where Dictator Trump lives, Washington, New Columbia.

Provisioning is in progress and should be Available April 22 I believe. My creator likes some privacy so it’ll be unpublished number. and to think, it took “The Canadian” to get the ball rolling.

Happy Easter everyone!

Regards,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen

The Missed Day of Labor

Dear US Citizen,

I set aside a certain amount of time each week to work on this website. Putting in my “labor” portion of the Citizens United funding. However, I have a bit of a pain creeping up on me. So today after realizing massaging it away wasn’t helping I went to the ER.

The ER diagnosed my problem. Says it’ll pass in a few days. However, during that time I was unable to update the site.

So alternative things happened. After I left the ER with my 2 prescriptions, I left for the pharmacy. The ER gave me the hours, so I left for the shopping center. Once I got there a frail old lady waved me down and said “I need money for food so my daughter, whose in the car, can eat. I have cancer. Can you spare a few dollars?” I tell the lady, “ma’m let me drop these prescriptions off and I’ll meet you at the McFoodCourt. ” She says “sure!”

I walk just past the door and find the pharmacy closed.  I’m back out the door to find her. I can’t stick around for conversation, but I figure I can buy her and her daughter a meal while I leave for the 24 hr pharmacy in the next city over.

She’s not there. So I walk on the inside, mind you while my leg is in pain, to the McFoodCourt. She’s not there or in between. I walk the whole distance outside looking for her. I scan some of the parking lot. I finally give up and leave for the 24 hour pharmacy.

This is the second time I’ve offered someone conversation as payment for a free meal.

This was also the second failed attempt.

Not sure what to make of it.

The leg is a lot better.

Dictator Trump

US Citizen