The Dictator is preparing.

This is my last weekend before my birth on January 20th. I’m preparing.

My first goal is to ask Donald Trump the most pettiest of questions to set fire to all this. Get rid of the hate. What’s your FICO Score? Donald Trump, give me that. I’m nobody, but answer me that. You’re human, you’re nobody special. Do you have a good credit score?

 

Salary of a Dictator

I fully intend to take a Salary for my position as the Biggly Leader of the United States. That way, I am obligated to work for the American People! If I were to take no salary, then I’m working for you for free and you get what you pay for.